New York Times goofs on Lieberman's new man

Oh man, now this is a great read.

Senator Joseph I. Lieberman announced Tuesday that he had hired a new spokesman, which is not in itself that noteworthy, except that the said spokesman, Marshall Wittmann, is one of the great career vagabonds, ideological contortionists and political pontificators ever to inflict himself on a city full of them.

To say that Mr. Wittmann defies classification is like saying Paris Hilton defies modesty. But in his peripatetic soul, he is a Washington Original, a man without a political country going to work for a senator without a political party.

Mr. Lieberman, a longtime Democrat of Connecticut who was re-elected as an independent and calls himself an "Independent Democrat," has not ruled out becoming a Republican.

Mr. Wittmann, meanwhile, is a Trotskyite turned Zionist turned Reaganite turned bipartisan irritant turned pretty much everything in between - including chief lobbyist for the Christian Coalition, the only Jew who has ever held that position.

This article is a gem and a must read if you want to learn more about the inner psyche of Joementum and his band of DINO morons.

Oh Joe, please, please become a Republican before 2008 so the Democrats can do the right thing and throw you under the bus for good.